Son of Anarchy 6:02 Mon Jan 4
Compulsive Masturbation Disorder
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Apart from WHO's very own Cor Blimey, amyone know anyone who has compulive masturbation disorder?
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Son of Anarchy
6:05 Mon Jan 4
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compulsive masturbation A type of sexual sexual addiction characterised by a constant compulsion to masturbate, either with or without the use of pornography. Compulsive masturbation is often both secretive and isolating; it can be carried out in a scheduled “programme” or routine, or can manifest as “binge” masturbation. Compulsive masturbators often seek help due to underlying anxiety, obsessive behaviour, isolation, depression and the inability to seek or maintain healthy intimate relationships.
Segen's Medical Dictionary. © 2012 Farlex, Inc. All rights reserved.
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Banjo
6:48 Mon Jan 4
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I have and I have it really bad, chronic in fact. The abbreviation is COMMASTA, which sounds very much like Jeff-fucking-eriff talking.He has it real bad and don't get me started on Johnson's condition. He is a terminal COMMSTA and aint got long left if he keeps twiddling his todger!
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Coffee
7:09 Mon Jan 4
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This and your other recent threads must count as compulsive masturbation.
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Nutsin
7:17 Mon Jan 4
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If I'm honest SOA, I find it to be quite a pleasant disposition.
I get to lay back and relax, minimum exertion. Cheaper than getting a bird and it's nice and safe..
You can take your time if you like or just go for a quick joddle.
Yes, there's a lot to be said for being a compulsive wanker!
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Johnson
8:16 Mon Jan 4
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Why are you bringing my name up Banjo you cuckolded impotent old fool?
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Banjo
9:00 Mon Jan 4
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Morning Johnson. I trust you are having a lovely 2016 so far.
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Johnson
9:00 Mon Jan 4
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Better than you it seems.
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Banjo
9:02 Mon Jan 4
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Johnson, you fat fucker, just relax a little me old mate, and have yet another pie washed down with a cold beer, you know you want to.
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Johnson
9:04 Mon Jan 4
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You're offering advice to people to relax?
An angry impotent little man is offering advice to relax? Ha ha ha.
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Sydney_Iron
9:05 Mon Jan 4
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“binge masturbation"
Bwahahahaha
*unzips
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Banjo
9:07 Mon Jan 4
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Johnson.
Firstly you have absolutely no idea about me.
Secondly, those in glass houses shouldn't really throw stones.
Third, I understand obesity affects ones libido, probably one of the reasons you are alone in life, but just one.
Finally, get a life mate, you really can't help yourself so try to find someone that can.
HTH's
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Johnson
9:11 Mon Jan 4
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Hang on a minute, YOU made a pathetic unsolicited post about me on this thread, I respond with interest and now you're resorting to a long winded holier than thou telling me to get a life?
You sure I'm the one that needs to look at myself?
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Banjo
9:18 Mon Jan 4
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Now don't be a cunt. Check a number of unsolicited posts you made over the past week. Cunt.
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Dick Gozinia
9:23 Mon Jan 4
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Stop flirting you cringey pair of pricks
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Johnson
10:11 Mon Jan 4
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Towards you?
I'd say none.
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mr blue sky
11:44 Mon Jan 4
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Can't be any worse than having compulsive Look at me-I'm inLas Vegas disorder
I mean who the fuck would be in Vegas and post on here every day?
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mr blue sky
11:48 Mon Jan 4
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Can't be any worse than having compulsive Look at me-I'm inLas Vegas disorder
I mean who the fuck would be in Vegas and post on here every day?
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Son of Anarchy
6:44 Tue Jan 5
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Bore Blimeys been wanking himself into a stupor today
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Eddie B
10:34 Tue Jan 5
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There's a load of wankers on this thread.
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Cor Blimey
11:57 Tue Jan 5
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Well it certainly aint been while thinking about your fat whore of a wife.
I'd rather be wanker than a wife beater.
How are Gilly's cuts and bruises?
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